mom: DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM 2 HOURS AGO ???
if you’re ever at an awkward dinner, leave. tell the other person you have to use the restroom. they may ask why you took your food with you, but that’s none of their goddamn business.
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
#every dog is puppy. all dog. no age limit on puppy. all are puppy. puppies.
"haha best cramp in t world !"
(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today