getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent
"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes."
"I want you to feel something when you hear my name"
bill clinton believes in aliens and he was the president of the united states so he knows something
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
*lies in the sun for 5 mins*
wheres my tan